Roasting Piggies With a July 4th Cock-Out BBQ

by Michelle on July 5, 2015

4th of July Cock-Out!

Most people spend the 4th of July with family and friends, enjoying good food, watching fireworks, and having FUN.

But not this loser. He called me on a freakin’ NATIONAL HOLIDAY, interrupted my barbecue, and begged me to play “pay-per-stroke”. He even sent me a picture of himself jerking off to prove how pathetic and desperate he was.

As you can see, I took full advantage of his stupidity. I started him out at $2 per stroke, then quickly moved up to $20 per stroke. Nine calls and 30 minutes later, and I had taken over $1000 from him!

That’s what I call a successful 4th of July Cock-Out!

Roasting Cash Cock

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