In Honor Of Niteflirt’s Token Whore Biggest Loser

by Michelle on December 27, 2008

Happy Holidays, Christmas was filled with joy and I made out like a true financial domination Princess would with all my gifts thank to the many loser freaks who would rather give it all to me then anyone else. I stayed local in Los Angele’s this year and kept my lines on to amuse my friends with some special holiday humiliation and sure enough the past few days have been Forced Intoxication at its best,break out the bottle of booze Princess Michelle is ready to take.
The holidays tend to bring out the loserest of all losers. All that time off from work can really get to you when your sitting there alone like a total reject. You find yourself mulling over the past year realizing how much your life sucks and that yeah, you are a dipshit who needs to be abused. Cokehead’s and drunk stroke freaks were snorting and drinking and dialing Niteflirt faster then ever. Ready to confess the fact that they are lonely and pathetic and ready to just give it all to me and let me take every penny so I can have myself the best holiday ever.
I’ll begin with whom this blog is in honor of. The person who actually defines what it is to be a Niteflirt addict, phone sex addict, pot head and all around authentic reject in life. Ladies and jerkoff’s may I give honor to Randy. Randy has been around since the birth of Niteflirt. He calls nearly every girl on the system and always starts out with the same story. The idiot even try’s to take calls on Niteflirt as a dominant male. A total addict will find any clever way to try and pay for the years and years of calls. Randy, you will and always be forever the biggest loser Niteflirt has ever encountered and this will never end.
California always has a special breed to total fucking moron idiots but when coked out of his cashslaveasspig called and I found out he lived right near me I got so excited. Asspig was so obsessed with my tight perfect body he wanted and knew he was to give me and my boyfriend everything, At one point I had the ass slave talking to my boyfriend at $40 a minute for a good half hour. We offered to meet him on ventura blvd to sling ass tracked jock straps at his face for cash and of course he was up and ready to go for anything. The snow may not have been falling in Los Angeles but it was a white out with the phone sex addicted freaks this year.
My houseboy fell off the wagon on Xmas even when his lame girlfriend left his loser all alone. Him and I had a date before I had to go to my Christmas eve party. Our date was fantastic, a few bottles of wine down the pathetic hatch for him and a fistful of cash for me. Oh and the list of losers marches on, bottles in hand, pipes to the mouth. I wish you all had a good holiday I know I had a VERY good night.
Merry Christmas
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