I’m A Hot Spoiled Bitch And I’m Proud Of It

by Michelle on August 27, 2008

One of my friends sent me this awesome link she found in the auditions section of CL for a new reality show. I was actually thinking about submitting to the show since I am one hot bitch who is more then proud of it. 

Are you HOT… a Bitch…and proud of it? New Reality Show Wants YOU! (So Cal)

Reply to: job-blahblahblah@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-08-26, 2:55PM PDT
NEW Reality Game Show with a CASH Prize is Casting NOW!!!!
Is ” Mean Girls” your favorite movie?
Are you sexy, ultra- confident, & don’t take crap from anyone?
Do you always get your way no matter what?
… and are between the ages of 21-32?
If so we want to hear from you !!!!
email me a few recent photos and WHY this show is meant for you ASAP!!!

In other loser news.
I met a Michelle-aholic the other night and landed a fistful of cash for letting him come out to a club with my friends and I. I have been talking to Mr Malibu for a while but never was ready to meet him and wasn’t 100% convinced he could afford me. When he rolled up in his Ferrari I knew the game was on. I was looking all tan and toned in my sexy in tight jeans I had hot open toe heels on and a very fresh french pedicure. Mr Malibu has always wanted a night of financial domination with me in exchange for a night of pretending to be his girlfriend and treating him like the piece of shit that he is. I did exactly that and treated Mr Malibu to a evening of fine verbal humiliation in front of every and anyone I had the chance. I had a great time Malibu I can’t wait to do it again. Want to hear more about my meeting, then call me up.
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