Michelle Loves Money

It’s been a great week in niteflirt loser land. My San Diego fatty bought me a bunch of new lingerie to take a bunch of hot sexy new pictures in. As you geeks should know by now I love to take pictures of myself and be a camera slut. Last night I went to a [...]

Happy Memorial weekend geeks. I spent the weekend partying at this amazing mansion in the Hollywood Hills.  I got myself a fresh manicure and pedicure to chill in the pool but the weather was really nasty out so it was indoors and no bikini for me.  I kept noticing this man checking out my fingers, [...]

This weekend was a total heatwave both outside and in my pocket.  I can’t believe it’s not even summer and it’s already been 100 degrees outside in Los Angeles.  The hotter it gets the less clothes I wear, I guess that’s a good thing for you loyal dorks that keep up with my wardrobe. One [...]

I spent the most amazing weekend in New York City. I shopped the entire day and went out dancing every night. My Male maid was so desperate to hang out with me but I wasn’t able to make time for a lousy $500 meeting at Bloomingdales when I had bigger spenders to tend to. My [...]

Written by my bitch tootsie roll Is the myth of black dicks true? Every time I look at whats in between my legs I find myself having trouble believing in it, why? Because I have a black dick. I have been told that I can’t be black with such a small dick but I am [...]