Michelle Loves Money

The other night here in Hollywood was the Emmy’s honoring the best of television for the year. I decided when I woke up that I’m going to have the Dummy’s, honoring the biggest losers of the internet. And the winner is Captain Retardo hailing from Portland face down and ass up at all times this loser is finally a winner. Yes Ricky Retardo finally you spooge therefore you are. Have you ever seen something so pathetic in pink all shaved up with a yellow banana hammock! Ricky’s favorite past times are going down to voodoo donuts and getting himself a nice dirty dozen and then going down to the local Portland glory hole. You can also find super hardo Captain Retardo on the local craigslist and other assorted online porn hookup sites. He also frequents the local Portland strip clubs dressed up like a sissy in all his pathetic glory. Sinking lower and lower let the Retardo adventures get underway. Congratulations loser it’s official you’re a fag!

It’s been an incredibly humiliating week at Niteflirt for my sissy slaves.
Sissy boy * Jessica Hudson is really a top class humiliation loser. He has a thing for wearing an adult diaper and pouring disgusting things down it and sitting in it. My followers might recognize him as the loser who dug himself deep into a dirt hole in his backyard and poured water and cement mix in. He was wearing a disgusting diaper at that time too, I think he had it filled up with a mud mixture and then stayed in his hole for hours.
This week we did a breakfast style humiliation. He got all ready and put not one but 2 adult diapers on. He made oatmeal all nice and warm and poured it down the front and back, what would oatmeal be without syrup. He poured that down, got out his big roll of tape and taped himself in. Can you believe how pathetic this fucking loser is? The really sad part is that he has a girlfriend, for over 2 years now her name is Beth C. Can you imagine her finding out shes dating this total fetish freak fag who gets off wearing mushy diapers while wearing a dress, heels and a wig. I rate this a 10 on the loser list.

In a true loser manner the geeks come out to play on the hot Summer days. They get so excited to be outed and try to out loser the last idiot who wanted to get his face splattered on the internet for a round of Fauxmail AKA blackmail. My latest Michelleaholic is eager little fag who game me some great eye candy this week. He’s ready to become dedicated to totally humiliating himself and bringing him to total fagdom.
I wanted to share some excerpts from my new gay loser blackmail bitch.
“I really want you to post my pics. My first name is Jeff and I would be incredibly humiliated to find them posted on the web identifying me as an outed gay male. You already did fuck up my date, only in the sense that I was totally uncomfortable with a woman in the real word, i want to be a jack off slave. I am not going to see her again. I want to be your pussy boy.”

Then comes the Craigslist ad I had him post to get to working that mouth for me and make me some cash. He looks like such a submissive bitch with his freshly shaved pussy, I think he’s ripe and ready for bending over.

popper / 420 wild fun – - 38 (Midtown)
Date: 2010-08-08, 9:50PM EDT
brown / blue 170 lbs, 5’8″, hung 8″ thick, pirced sub bottom stud, expert deepthroat cocksucker, looking to get wild with a hung top stud.
I have viagra and drinks to share, if you have 420 or poppers that would be very cool.
age/race unimportant, be neg, clean, but nasty as a pig in bed. I go wild with gay men, love to suck and ride fat cock.

**Pictures edited because the idiot paid $100 for the last 2 removed.**

There’s always the type of loser that’s in a class of their own. I was lucky enough to get one of those ultra pathetic losers who were willing to get on web cam and make a total fool of himself and risk the possibility of my posting it on the web. Then of course most of these idiots like the one im going to talk about and who’s pictures are posted are total web cam junkie sluts. This is the type of addict slave who calls tons of phone sex lines and as many Niteflirt girls as he can to make an appearance on their blog for some “blackmail”. I hardly call it blackmail when you WANT to have your face splattered all over the internet for anyone to find and see. Do I care? Not really, the only thing I care about is taking this losers money and making a total humiliated freak for me.
I got my British Navy pilot super hammered on 3 bottles of wine and a half of a bottle of rum. He was ready to do anything and excited to be turned into a humiliation slut. I had him smashing eggs on his face, putting tubs of yogurt into his pantyhose that he had and disgusting nasty gross squeeze cheese all over this hair.
His Girlfriend Holly would just laugh so hard if she saw this mess! I did teach him how to give a bad ass blow job on a banana. I fucked him over for several hours until the big cucumber came out. Where do you think the cucumber went? You fucked up drunk cash pigs will seriously do anything I tell you. I love it.

Magic Jack was back on the slopes and as usual it was always a good time. The slut slave was there in his hotel room in Chicago live and on web cam with 2 local Mistress’s. As he called me ready to take orders one of the Mistress’s was administering ass offerings to his nasty ass as she was burning him with her cigarette. It was really hard to tell exactly where she was burning the disgusting loser because his body is so scarred up from his constant fetish needs for destroyed. As I always do I had him make a nice decorative M and then take it all in and get more and more fucked up and intoxicated while I drained his wallet as he lost all attention to time and jacked up jack off rate. I laughed so hard when I kept making the rate higher and higher at one point even forgetting he was on the line and I just kept draining the fucked up coke pig. Addiction has a price bitch and you’ll be the one paying for it.
My drink Manhattan pig boy came snorting around at my heels begging me to fuck him up and fuck him over one dollar at a time. It makes me so wet thinking of rolling around the city with him keeping him all nice and keyed up as I shop away with his credit card. Once I’m satisfied with my daily spending that’s when its time for the fashion show. Bitch boy might get lucky to sniff my ass when I model my beautiful new dress for him and leave my panties off. That of course is going to cost for an honor like that.
I’m really excited for the new season of Man Men to start this weekend. Joan is SO hot! I’m feeling very greedy and ready for some financial domination this week. I want to take a few of you idiots to the cleaners, like I care if the kids have to go to camp this summer. Fuck them, fuck you, pay me. Love, Michelle